Let's Contents Pulse

There is a code for a husband and wife make sex with code "Let's Contents Pulse".

Top Jokes - Tired Pay a Visit to RICH

• RICH : Want to Drink What sir ..? Juice, tea, brown, Capucino, Frapucino, or coffee.??

POOR : Just tea, thank you.

• RICH : The tea Ceylon tea, india, herbal, green, honey.?

9 Guess Super Hero Most Crazy

• What are the disadvantages Spiderman?

insect poison, because he is a spider

• There's Superman and Supergirl, Batman and Batgirl there, why there are "Spiderman" but no "Spidergirl"?

9 Guess Most Popular BATMAN

 

9 Guess Most Popular BATMAN

• Batman despise what game?

10 Most Splashy Guess Jokes

• What objects are large, wingless, but can not fly?

Sister Kissing bill

A naughty little boy saw his sister kissed by her friend. The next day, he met the man. 

Sufi Jokes - Nasrudin Story Insya Allah

Nasrudin long enough to save in order to buy a new dress. One day, with great excitement, he went to the tailor. Having measured everything you need to tailor also said :

10 Seriously Guess Most Laugh

10 Seriously guess most Jokes

• A piece of long, blunt one side, and the other side ... if it's hollow?   

Sewing needles.

Sufi Jokes - Sunning Clothes

Nasrudin was wandering quite far when he came to a village that is very short of water.

Sufi Jokes - Have To Oversee Door No Order for Thieves

One day Nasrudin was little left to go to the house of his mother Mrs. RT. Before leaving his mother said to Nasrudin, "Nasrudin, if you're alone at home, you should always keep an eye on the door full alertness. Do not let anyone you do not know into the house because they could have turned out a thief! "

Nasrudin Sufi Jokes : Robe Fall

Nasrudin home that night with his friends. At the door they parted Nasrudin. Inside the house, Nasrudin's wife was waiting angrily.

"I have bothered to cook for you this afternoon!" He said as he twisted the ear Nasrudin. Because of the strong reprimand his wife, Nasrudin bounced and crashed into a crate.

Hearing the noise, Nasrudin friends are not too far back, and asked through the door, "What Nasrudin, this time of night so noisy?"

"My robe falling and bumping chests," said Nasrudin.

 "Robe falls just so noisy?"

"Of course," regrets Nasrudin, "Because I'm still in it."

Up Ships from Raja Ampat to Jakarta

After driving around in Raja Ampat, a tourist from Jakarta found that the rest of the money in the pocket just enough to buy a ticket for the boat to go home through Sorong. Boat ride from Sorong to Jakarta takes 4 days, then he decides for 4 days on the boat he would not eat any food.

Falling in Love With Teacher

Jonny: Good morning teacher Mrs. ..!, Teacher shower or not??
Mrs. Ayda: Good morning too, .. I shower,, so what???

Buy trumpet and Rifle

In the United States, people are free to buy and possess firearms. Once, a merchant rifle because the security situation in the area that it occupies very good, not so salable merchandise rifle, then he concurrently sell other goods, namely trumpet.

Funny Jokes Old People - Image Collection

Funny pictures of parents set

Student Jokes - Who is inventor of Australia?

 

Why not Join Swim?

Animal Jokes - Eat what's given?

There was a cattle rancher who is quite successful and has hundreds of cows. On a day when an undercover officer and asked farm "every day these cows eat what you give?". Breeders' oh my feed grasses alone ",

Short Jokes - Can not Be Given

Family Jokes - Email From Husband

Middle-aged married couple who are both from professionals feel tired with the bustle of the capital. They decided to vacation in Padang and reoccupy the same hotel room through a period when their honeymoon 30 years ago.

Work Jokes - Largest For Employees

Employees are a big thing, so this time we present it deliberately Greatest For Employees
Survived a laugh ...

Top Jokes - Headphones blonde

One time, a blonde went to the hairdresser, but she was wearing headphones.
The stylist said, "You have to let go of that thing or I can not cut your hair!"
The blonde replied, "No, I can not and I will DIE without it!"

Top Jokes - Rental Rates Stud

Because of an affair, forced to abandon his efforts Bedjo rental stud animals for a few days. Before leaving, he delivered some important instructions to the maid.

Top Jokes - Dream Husband and Wife

A couple fast asleep . Suddenly awakened her husband , because the wife was screaming ..
"Why , are you ? " she asked , shaking her body.

Top Jokes - Price Parrot

In a seller's store birds, have 2 parrot. Both birds are different, which one likes to sing and the other one just said nothing.

Top Guess Jokes - Laugh Out Loud With 10 Crazy Guesses

☻ there are five people running under a small umbrella , but why no one is likely to rain ..?

☻ because it does not rain ...

10 most famous animal jokes

☻ What evidence if carrots good for the eyes ?

☻ ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses ? ? ?