Saturday 28 June 2014

Let's Contents Pulse

There is a code for a husband and wife make sex with code "Let's Contents Pulse".

One evening approached her husband.
Husband: ..... mam mam .., Let's Contents Pulse
Because tired new home office, the wife replied. "Sorry dad, I'm lowbatt"
The next night the husband try again "Mom, Let's Contents Pulse"
Because the wife no desire, he replied "sorry dad, the signal is weak"
The next night the husband does not get bored try and keep trying. "Mom, Let's Contents Pulse"
Again the wife refused because of Menstruation "sorry dad, no network disruption."
A week after menstruation, Mamah is so desperate to have sex: "dad... dad... Let's Contents Pulse"
By relaxing the husband replied. "sorry mam, dad had to replace the card"
Wife: * Crying while rolling *

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