Thursday, 5 June 2014

Top Jokes - Dream Husband and Wife

A couple fast asleep . Suddenly awakened her husband , because the wife was screaming ..
"Why , are you ? " she asked , shaking her body.
" A. . Me ... I'm dreaming ! " stammered his wife said .
" I dreamed I saw you kissing another woman ". 
The husband told his wife to sleep again . But a few minutes later , the wife screaming again .
"What is it ? " asked the husband .
" I'm dreaming again ! " replied the wife with sweat on his body .
" The woman who you kiss suddenly slapped me " .
" Never mind , it was just a dream ! " said her husband
" Indeed ! But watch out you ! " threatening wife
"If you're still dating again with her ​​again in my dreams , I would want a divorce " .
The man shook his head and told his wife to sleep again. The atmosphere is quiet for a moment . But the husband suddenly burst out laughing . His wife hurriedly got up and asked : "What ? "
"I dreamed I had divorce you ! Her husband said calmly.

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