It is great fun to crack a joke within your friends circle or if you
are in some get-togethers and parties. Most of the time, jokes are
cracked when you are in a bar with your friends having an enjoyable
moment with each other and having an enormous laughter along with you.
Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose
the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard's funny
side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated
with bar or drunk people. In these jokes stupid activities are described
which are performed in the bar or outside by the drunk people.
Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes? You can enjoy some of the bar jokes below:
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks
inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare
another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside
his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double
martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all
night long - but you have to tell me why you look inside your shirt
pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at
a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to
go home."
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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and
says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He
says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She
replies, "I don't know if you're the man to talk to...its kind of
personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I
can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and
puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them,
thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for
me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the
ladies restroom."
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There's this drunken man standing out on the street corner, and a cop
passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says,
"I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my
house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
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Laughter is remedy for your physical as well as mental diseases. Use this bar jokes to laugh and remain healthy without any doubt of sickness.
Laughter is remedy for your physical as well as mental diseases. Use this bar jokes to laugh and remain healthy without any doubt of sickness.
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