The Benefits of Jokes by Jimmyli

What are the benefits of usually reading jokes?
1. Can ease depression. Usually, depression is caused by mental disorder, when reading jokes, often you will laugh and your illness will get better.

2. Can live a long life. When reading funny jokes you will laugh, then no trouble on your mind. It's good for your mental health, you will live more and more happy, so long life is certain.
3. Can keep an outgoing personality. If you are an introvert, then come to read jokes and you will be an outgoing person after a long time.
4. Forever have passion for life. Troubles are always exist, sometimes you are unpleasant and come to read jokes, trouble will leave after happy smile.
5. Can turn you into a tolerance person. People who square accounts in every details can read jokes frequently and gradually he will change. As the old sayings says, smile and the hatred vanishes into the void, do you think so?
6. Let your life full of romance. People who like to laugh must be happy and romantic. Wish you come to read jokes and your life will always romantic.
7. Let you become a humorous person. Often read humor jokes, gradually you will become one humorous person and your life will be full of humorous.
There are too many benefits to read jokes and life could not be too cautions. Life need romantic, so come to read jokes, you will find life is so wonderful, happy and romantic slowly!
Wish this post bring you the most interesting things in life and make your life full of happy is also my ultimate goal.

Here are two short jokes:

This dog is acting bad

While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"

To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him."

Cat technical support problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

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