Top Guess Jokes - Laugh Out Loud With 10 Crazy Guesses

☻ there are five people running under a small umbrella , but why no one is likely to rain ..?

☻ because it does not rain ...

☻ there was a grandmother who drowned in the ocean ... in which he appeared ... ?

☻ on TV and in the newspapers ..

☻ mama's boy there are five : mimi , mumu , memes , momo , and memos . How do I call mama five children at once for breakfast ..?

☻ "My children all , let's have breakfast ! ! ( Doing to bother )

☻ Recreational group of kindergarten children were at the zoo . suddenly a lion cage door open , but the kids kept laughing happily . no fear , why ?

☻ why be afraid ? empty lion cages ...

☻ what's the difference fortress with rest room ?

☻ fort if attacked first and occupied , but if the rest room is occupied first and attacked ..

☻ who got out , who do not have inside , what is it ?

☻ pedicab

☻ the loss of calm, which found dither , what is it ?

☻ fart

☻ the sale is not hooked , the purchase is not hooked , which doyang not buy , what is it ?

☻ grass ( animal food )

☻ what's the difference turtles at bajaj ?

☻ If there are turtles head through the entrance , but if there are people passing Bajaj , head out .

☻ what happens if when Alexander Graham Bell did not find a phone ?

☻ our journey will not be disturbed by excavation work telephone cable.